Not everything in life is black and white. I’m a man who believe in shades of grey. However, one thing that there is no arguing about is that you either love Chick-Fil-A or you’ve never had Chick-Fil-A.
I am a believer. I love me some Chick-Fil-A. The only thing I love more than Chick-Fil-A is when it is free; and free it was on Cow Appreciation Day. All you had to do was dress up like a cow and you got a free meal. What a veal!
As soon as the girlfriend and I herd about this deal we were all over it. Believe it or not we had some time on our hands…No bull.
So we donned our costumes and hoofed it over to our local store.
We were a little worried when we pulled up and sow no other cows, but we quickly realized that it didn’t really matter because we were there for one thing…
As you might imagine it was a little hard to get mooving after eating $13 worth of udderly delicious free Chick-Fil-A, but it was completely worth it.
…Still No Job
P.S. How many cow related puns did you count?