This is planking…
Also known as “the lying down game” or “lazy parkour”, this trend has been sweeping the internet for awhile now and is exactly what it looks and sounds like: lying face down on surfaces and taking pictures of it. I don’t understand the crazy things these kids do these days, but I do know that even if this was a some point the thing to do, it is now out of style; not to mention dangerous–a guy in Australia recently died after falling from a balcony while planking.
Owling is basically just an evolution of planking and simply involves crouching like an owl thusly:
Maybe this thing takes off…maybe it doesn’t. But if it does then I get credit as the originator.
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