Announcement! Still No Job has Found an Official Mascot!

After much consideration I am pleased announce that Still No Job has named an Official Mascot.  Many candidates were reviewed including a penguin, a bear, a walking/talking letter “J”, and Joan (the cashier at Bread co).  But the new mascot and spokesperson for Still No Job is…

Charlie Bear! Ironically, he had a leg up on the competition.

All the other choices had way too much going on.  I mean think about it.  A three-legged dog is the perfect representative for a blog about making the best of a terrible situation. It’s a metaphor.  I might not have a job (Charlie might be missing one leg), but at least I’m having a good time (He has easier access to his crotch?). That’s inappropriate.

…Still No Job

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